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Have fun and remember that i'm not
responsible for any pain these pick-up lines may cause you.
Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.
Our love is like dividing by zero, it can not be define.
Ko Ni Chi WOW girl how you doing.
Do you have any raisons. No then how about a date!
I like the middle C, can I play between your staff?
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
You're cute, I'm cute, together we're 2cute!
Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.
Hey baby im like a rubics cube...the harder you play the harder I get.
Are you a parkin ticket...cause you got fine written all over you baby!
Leg is the word of the day, lets go back to my house and spread them!
Do ur feet hurt ? bc u'v been running through my mind alll day!
Hey baby i dont have a libraary card, but do you mind if i take you out?
Your like a dictonary...you add the meaning to life!
Excuse me can someone call the cop cause you have my heart ransome.
Do you have a bandage, cause I scrapt my knee when I feel for you.
I less than three you.
You are as sweet as 3.141592654.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
So what are you doing tonight, besides giving me your number?
Excuse me, but the beauty show is that way.
There is a star in the sky for everytime I think of you.
If you stand in front of a mirror holding 11 roses, I would see the 12 most beautifulest things in the world.
Do you have a map, because im lost in your eyes.
You must be related to Hitler, cause you have conquered my heart.
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me.
Excuse me, can you help me be a brick. So I can get laid!
I lost my teddy bear, can I hold you?
Why don't you sit on my lap and see what pops up.
Lets play Egypt. Lay down and you can be the mummy.
What has 142 teeths and holds back the Hulk. My zipper!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket. Cause I see myself in your pants.
♥ (always works)
If I follow you home, can you keep me.
Your the reason the sun shines.
Someone call god, I think he's missing one of his angels.
Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?
The only thing that should stand in between our love is latex.
I know it isnt christmas, but Santa's lap is ALWAYS open.
Your so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
(Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, when she gets there say) I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Guy: Would you like to dance?
Girl: No.
Guy: No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
Can you touch me so that I can tell my friends that I've been touch by an angel?
Me plus you subtract our cloths divide out legs and we'll multiply.
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Did they just take you out of the oven, because you're hot!
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs
If you were a door I'd slam you all day.
If you were a tree, and I was a squirrel, I'd put my nut in your hole.
You're so sweet I'm getting a cavity just looking at you.
Baby, you so hot you make the devil sweat.
You know, we'd make some good-lookin' babies.
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd get jealous of the straw.
Guy: Did you drop $10?
Girl: No .
Guy: Oh then let me use it to buy us a drink.
If I had a garden, I would put My-Twolips and Your-Twolips together.
So what are you doing tonight besides giving me your number.
If I tell you I have 6 months to live, would you spend it with me?
Excuse me, I shit my pants, can I get in yours?
You must be a Dictionary, because you add the meaning to my life!
Excuse me, but the Mrs. Universe Pagient is over there.
You've been a bad girl, go to my room!
Is the sun coming up, or are you just brighting up my day.
AND THE BEST ONE
Hey did you know that mathemathically speaking, the distance from here and here is the same as from here to here.
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